On Cats and Men – a sequel to Cats and Women.

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  1. “In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.”– Warren Eckstein
  2. “A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”-Mark Twain Notebook, 1895
  3. “I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”– Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field, Fisher
  4. “Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”– Mark Twain Notebook, 1894
  5. “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”– George Mikes from “How to be decadent
  6. “For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.”– Anon
  7. “There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats.”– Albert Schweitzer
  8. ” God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.”– Fernand Mery
  9. “Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”– Jim Davis
  10. The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”– Leonardo da Vinci
  11. “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”– Winston Churchill
  12. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”– Hippolyte Taine
  13. “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”– Unknown
  14. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”– Unknown  (can the same be said of men?Confused smiley 12)
  15. ” There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”– Anonymous
  16. “People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”– Faith Resnick
  17. “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”– Cleveland Amory
  18. “I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.– Anonymous

  19. “My husband said it was him or the cat … I miss him sometimes. Anonymous

And finally, couple of my own original thoughts on the subject:

20. What’s the difference between a cat and man? Cat smells good at  both ends.

21. The life cycle of a man: from diaper to diaper and a desperate effort to wean him off in between.

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10 thoughts on “On Cats and Men – a sequel to Cats and Women.

  1. haha she knows her stuff very well . Maybe that’s why more women prefer cats adoption vs man 🙂

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  3. Well, am really happy something real, like a lunch, came out of it. 🙂 To make someone’s day is important. You are welcome to share this in your networks. As any other posts you liked in this blog.

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